You’re an artist? I saw you painting there and I just had to stop and say “hi”. I love art. My name is Kara and I live just up the street with my husband Terry. I’ve been here for twenty-five years, and way back when this neighborhood used to be nice. Folks moved here ‘cause it’s so close to the highways, so if they worked at the Cape or at Martin Marietta they could drive a few blocks and hop onto an entrance ramp.
Do you have any family? Two kids, that’s nice. Two little baby children. Enjoy them while they’re young. My boy’s all grown up now. He went to Colonial High School. He’s a good boy, and he had to be. That school was rough. He could’ve got into all kinds of trouble if he’d had a mind to. He did anyway without trying. Someone slipped a tab of LSD into his cola when he was at this party, and he comes home and tells me all this crazy stuff and I realized right away what was wrong with him, so I sat him down on the sofa and made him drink ice water and held him tight until he calmed down and fell asleep. He was right as rain by the next morning…Everything turns out all right if you know what to do.
What do I do? I’m a housewife right now. I used to work, but I hurt my joints at this package delivery company. I packed boxes and got them ready for shipping, and I liked the job and my boss, but the doctor put me on this new steroid for my arthritis and it did the devil’s work on my shoulders and I had to quit. I tried to file a lawsuit against the company. I know that lifting all those boxes did me damage even if they can claim that I was sick before I started working there. But my lawyer keeps dragging his feet while he takes my money, and meanwhile my disability claim is all up in the air. But I know that lawyer is going to work things out. I’ve put a little spell on him, a little white magic. What you do is mix some herbs and put them into a cheesecloth sachet, and you say a few words right before you toss the sachet into a fire, and the smoke carries the spell away and puts it into the universe. It’ll work (and if it doesn’t it makes me feel better). That lawyer’s gonna earn his money, one way or another, and I’m gonna get my due.
Sometimes I think that I got sick because of my husband, Terry. He’s a good man, a good man. But his first wife is a sneaky bitch and kept nosing around playing up to him, and he was dumb enough to fall for her act. I could tell he was thinking about leaving me, the dumb ass, but my arthritis flared up so bad I was nearly crippled and he had to wait on me hand and foot and felt so sorry for me that he forgot all about that whore. But I have to remind him from time to time whenever he gets that look in his eye and I can tell that he’s thinking about her again that I need him so much . He loves me. I know he does. I tell him that we were meant to be together, and there’s no escaping what nature and the universe has decreed. And every morning I get up and make him breakfast even when my hands feel like claws and my knees freeze up, ‘cause it’s a wife’s duty. You never know if your husband’s gonna get hurt or killed on the job, so you gotta get up and make him his breakfast and kiss him goodbye like it might be the last time. That’s a secret to a happy marriage. It’s what you gotta do.
Do you follow politics? I don’t know about this Clinton, how he’ll work out. But one president I sure did like was Richard Milhous Nixon. He knew how to run a country, and when he said jump, everyone jumped. Now I know they said all kinds of things about him, all kinds of bad stuff about Watergate and how he was a crook and all that. But you gotta look past that. He was a good man and he didn’t deserve all the grief they threw at him. He threw some back, but he just didn’t know how to duck.
You might think that I’m some kinda witch from what I said before, but my spells are all for the good. But being a spiritual person can get you into trouble. The devil doesn’t want you to stay on the good side of things, and you have to be careful if he comes knockin’ at your door. But everything turns out okay if you know what to do. Like one day I was looking out my back window out toward the drainage field beyond my back fence. You know, where the high-tension lines run through? And I saw the devil rise up out of the swamp, and he was big and ugly and glowed dark like a charcoal briquette, and he called my name and I knew that he wanted me for his own. But I just closed my blinds and sat on a chair and thought all about the good things I had all around me. I knew that the devil wanted me to lift the blinds and take a good look at him and open my soul up to his poison, but I wasn’t that dumb. I just sat there and waited, and pretty soon I felt him going away, the evil draining out of the day. And when I opened my blinds again he was gone. For good I hope. But if he ever comes back I know just what to do, and everything will be fine.
You come down and visit some time. We like to build a bonfire out back and shoot the breeze. There’s nothing better than a cool night, a bonfire and some beer. And visits from neighbors and small talk and listening to the frogs croak out on the drainage field. Some nights I can’t hear myself think they get so loud and the noise fills up the inside of my head until I just want to scream. But then I sit by Terry and hold his hand while he smokes his cigarettes and sips a Bud Lite, and I think that I’m a lucky girl to be living here with him on a sweet night with stars in the sky and embers glowing on the fire. The frogs stop bothering me and I’m glad I left Ohio and came down here to Orlando way back in 1962, that I followed my heart and knew just what to do.