A recently found story by Ernest P. Hemmingway.
Nick rolled out of bed. Midmorning light bleached the pattern on his rug. He tucked in the sheets and plumped the pillow. It was a good pillow.
Nick brushed his teeth and whizzed, put on a clean white shirt and cargo shorts, and sat down at his computer. He booted the computer, and it loaded quickly. His screen saver glowed green, silver and blue. A trout leaped out of a stream.
Nick wrote a short story about fishing. He liked to write; he liked to fish. He never got lonely when he fished. Nick waved when fishermen passed by in boats, but it was good when they turned a bend. It was good when they disappeared. The quiet of the river swallowed them.
Nick’s phone rang. The phone was in the kitchen. Nick waited until the ringing stopped, and then walked to the kitchen: time to make coffee. His receiver blinked. He picked it up. He checked for messages: one from mother. Nick deleted his mother’s message. He had heard her talk before. He’d heard enough.
Nick drank the coffee hot and black. It burned his tongue. The burn stung. He wanted to swear, but didn’t. The phone rang again. Caller ID said that his mother had dialed his number. He saw her holding her receiver like a fishing rod. She would pull him in if he took her bait. She would ask about last night. Nick did not answer the phone.
Last night Mother made a meal for him. She served it on china plates. The silverware was silver. Candles lit the room. They ate roast beef, boiled potatoes and green peas. The roast beef was dry.
Nick drank too much whiskey. He often drank too much at Mother’s. Mother talked. Mother invited women to dinner, women she wanted him to marry. Nick did not want to marry.
Nick was not gay. He liked women when they were quiet. He liked women who fished. He liked lying with women on sun baked pine needles on paths in high mountains. He liked to “make the earth move”.
Last night Miriam talked more than Mother. She talked about dresses, her hair, an article in a woman’s magazine. Nick’s finger itched as he ate his food and listened to her talk. He wanted to kill himself with his shotgun.
He knew that Miriam was not talking about fashion and cosmetics. She was talking about babies, houses, insurance policies and retirement plans.
Nick did not have a retirement plan. He did not like babies when they cried. A man did not need insurance, and died before he retired. If he grew too old to be a man, he went deep sea fishing in a leaking, rickety boat, he ran with the bulls at Pamplona and let the bulls catch him.
Right now Nick had hunting, fishing, and writing. He had what he wanted. He did not want Miriam.
The phone rang again. Nick went to the case in his study and pulled out his 12 aught shot gun. He rubbed the steel barrel with an oily rag. It glistened cold and deadly. He slotted a shell into the breech. He walked twenty five steps to his kitchen. Nick shot his phone.
Nick sat down at his computer. He poured two shots of whiskey into his coffee mug. It tasted better that way. He reread his story. It was good. Nick smiled. He was alone.